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Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Written by Professional Comedy Writers! (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Sassy Dozen)

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Management number 216866363 Release Date 2026/04/19 List Price $12.00 Model Number 216866363
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  • IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
  • A GREAT PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and possibly outrage.
  • HALF NAUGHTY, HALF NICE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together. One with naughty adult fortunes, the other with messages that are safe for all ages.
  • 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
  • INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
Size 12 Count (Pack of 2)
Color Dirty + Sassy
Flavor Vanilla
Cuisine Chinese cuisine
Occasion Bachelorettte Party, Birthday, Fathers Day, Mothers Day, Pride
Set Name Dirty Dozen + Sassy Dozen
Diet Type Vegan
Item Form Cookie
Specialty Vegan
Brand Name MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Unit Count 7.8 Ounce
Cookie Type Fortune Cookie
Item Weight 7.8 Ounces
Part Number Dirty+SassyFBA
Manufacturer Miss Fortunes
Model Number Dirty+SassyFBA
Item Type Name Funny Fortune Cookies
Item Dimensions 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches
Number of Items 24
Number of Packs 2
Number of Pieces 24
Product Benefits Provides comedic entertainment
Package Type Name Carton
Item Package Weight 0.29 Kilograms
Allergen Information Wheat
Age Range Description Adults Only
Item Firmness Description Firm

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